Dear hoe,

I think you are a stupid mofo cuz you think sea chickens exist, as well as sea fish. You are also stupid cuz you open the computer and turn on the windows everytime you're in a room that has a computer & a window. You also talk with your mouth full with a muffin and everything comes out like muuurrfhghsdg and when you try to pronounce your words, you add extra syllabes like dum(b), dum-bah, dum-ber. You like to tell people to 'SHAP UP !' when YOU should, and you like to taste the air and exclaim that air tastes funny. Also, according to you, when you suspect someone of a cold or getting sick you tell them to get a flu shot. You think circles are striaght when they're ROUND like the driving wheel. I think that you should go and consult with HARRY SIU about this little problem of yours. You know why? Because this life story of yours is too fcking LONG! I love you bitch! ♥ HAHA!

Love always,
Kim the Kiwi. (: ♥

P.S. Profanity is an awesome way to express one's true intentions. (:

Labels: life, rambling